Closed Forever
Hammer & Stain Coulee Region
Live.
Laugh.
Liquidate.
"Turns out, building a sustainable business is a lot harder than stenciling Pinterest quotes onto scrap plywood."
The Final Tally
< 2 Yrs
Total Lifespan
That went fast.
100%
Times I Was Right
Called it from Day 1.
$0.00
Left in the Register
"Borrowed" seed money: Poof.
Final DIY Workshop Schedule
Funding Your Dream With Someone Else's Wallet
Learn how to skip saving up by simply taking from your ex!
Aged Poorly
Distressing Wood & Your Credit Score
Hands-on speedrun into shutting the doors in under 24 months.
Completed
Letting Your Domain Expire
How to hand the microphone directly to the person you burned.
You Are Here
You can take the startup cash, buy the stencils, and put on the apron, but you can't DIY your way out of Karma. And yes, I own this domain now.